First Dialogue

Hey everybody. After writing that last post, I felt inspired to work through my dialogue. I've gone through it and will be ready to record it when I've got all of my setup working. Then I'll begin the *fun* task of figuring out how to set it to a video.

Here's the written dialogue. I in no way control or own the characters I'll be voicing and cannot / will not be making any money off of this. If asked to take it down by BBC, Funimation, Fox, Comedy Central, by law, or by any of the show's creators, I'll have to comply. In the mean time... Here's the dialogue.

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Old Prospector: Today, we'll be joining a group misfits in search of who they are.

::Scene Change, we join several fictional characters sitting in a classroom. It's late in the evening and the desks are arranged in a circle around Death. ::

Death: Hiya boys and girls, I'm here to introduce one of my friends, Drew. Of course, he won't be speaking until the end because we've tied him up and forced him to perform. Not really my style, but what can ya do? In the mean time, I'll introduce some of the others. Today, we're joined by Spike Speigel, Enzo Matrix-

Matrix: I've told you not to call me that.

Death: *clears throat* Vegeta, Hiei, and Gollum. We also have Roy, Moss, and Richmond here from out of town.

Zoidberg: Someone told me there was a free meal in here?

Gollum: Oooo, shellfish. Heeeere little fishy, fiiishy, fishy.

Zoidberg: (freaks out like when someone mentions food) huh, hrm, rm, I think I hear my... lawyer... fire... laundy calling. Awhoob whoop whoop whoop.

Gollum: Wait little friend, Smeagol only wants to eaaaeeeaateee yooou. Come back, coooome baaaack! *agonizing*

Spike: [Heavy sigh] Can we start now? I've places to be.

Death: Great idea, Spike. Now... we're all here because – we have – a problem. Hiei, Vegeta, would one of you like to go first?

Hiei: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Vegeta: Of course you know what he's talking about. Obviously, we're out of work, well, you are.

Hiei: I was under the impression he was talking about your drin-

Vegeta: SILENCE!

Death: (invisible face palm) *sigh* Yes, I meant that we're all out of work.

Moss: I don't know what you're talking about, Roy and I have places to be. And -em- Richmond sort of does. He lives in the closet.

Richmond: You didn't have to put it like that.

Roy: Y'know, Moss, he has point. We may work on that show, but there are only six episodes a season.

Moss: But- we work in I.T.

Roy: No, Richard, we don't. We work- in the reeaaal world.

Moss: S-sea parks?

Roy: (heavy sigh) Yes, Moss, sea parks. A fire at a seaparks.

Moss: Yaaay.

Death: This... is not quite how I thought this would go.

Spike: Of course it isn't, they exist in the real world, we're only disembodied voices.

Vegeta: Very true, at the end of the day, they can just stop being who they are.

Hiei: I'm not so sure about one of them.

Moss: Richmond, tell me again.

Richmond: Roy?

Roy: Fiiine.

Richmond: Egh. I remember the first time I ever heard Cradle of Filth.

Matrix: Looks like some sprite got lost in the games too long.

Hiei: Agreed.

Death: Y'know what? Why don't we all just... come back. Next week. Moss, I'd you to look into talking to someone outside the group.

Moss: Okay. Whooo?

Prospector: Eyeeh heh heeeh! Well, folks, that's the story of soooome characters. Hope y'all enjoyed it, I'm off in search'o gold!

::Break::

Me: Although this wasn't the first recording, it was taken in one while I switch between my different voices. I've heard Billy West records all his dialogue with different characters in real time, so I thought I'd do the same for my first quick demo. I wrote every line of dialogue, but do not own any of the characters displayed herein. Hope y'all enjoyed this.